1. Taking Benadryl helps you learn focus.
How, you ask? Well, it makes me loopy. As my mind drifts, I have to force myself to stay in the moment and focus on the task at hand. Wax on, wax off.
2. Sneezing is dangerous.
You never know what is going to happen when you sneeze. One time it my be a tidy little "choo!" The next time it could be the one that blows all the papers off your desk and coats your computer monitor with spittle. Dangerous.
3. Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
1 comment:
Benadryl knocks me out for like four hours.
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