Dear Snow,
You really are lovely. But enough is enough. You've worn out your welcome.
Dear Cold Temps,
You are not lovely. And enough is enough. Please leave and let your warmer brethren visit for a (long) while.
Dear Terrible Snow Drivers,
You are a menace. Don't feel comfortable about being on the road? Then don't get out when it's snowing! It's simple. Save yourself the stress, and save all the other drivers the frustration of having to deal with you. Thanks so much.
Dear Icy Sidewalks/Roads/Parking Lots,
I'm clumsy. I'm tired of worrying about falling down all the time. Warm up and melt the ice already!
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